Your Worth Is Measured By Your Hair

I recently contracted to do some writing for a friend which required a meeting at his office, I had to spend about twenty minutes waiting at reception. I thought to myself, wow, I have never seen so many attractive people at one place at the same time, both male and female. The next week I was required to pick up my check, this time on the third floor, where the real work gets done, the back office. The crop of people as compared to those in the front office was like night and day, its seems that all the attractive ones are employed in the front, the sort of unattractive are employed in the back, much like network news. Where a woman’s worth is measured by her hair, blond, red, brown, a plus, dark shades, not so much, straight hair wigs, accepted. Here’s the deal, the pay is less, and you have to dress up every day to earn your keep, full dresses, and high heels, greasy lips, no flats, no pant-suits or skirts, and absolutely no gray hair. Oh a few males are allowed to gray and bold in place but not too many, the others must toupee or else. The next time you watch the evening news, don’t wonder where are all the attractive people, they are out in front where you can see them…silly…

 

The Danger Is…

Joseph Raymond (Joe) McCarthy, was able to inflict ruinous damage to individual reputations and the discourse of a nation, how you may ask, by the simple pretense of ‘name calling’ or ‘labeling’. If McCarthy called you a communist and if it stuck, you may be placed on a ‘black list’, may lose your job and residence. This American President has seriously taken under consideration the cause and effect all too well the dangers of name calling and labeling by refusing to refer to anyone as a ‘radical Islamic terrorist’, once applied cannot be altered, once branded, it can be life threatening to both family and friends alike…

 

Fish…

If you plan on doing any off shore beach swimming this summer beware of sharks, more so this year than any other, for that you can thank some commercial fishermen, those that engage in trawling (fishing). Trawling is bad on two severe levels, one, it destroys the seabed, much like plowing a field and not planting a crop, the start of an undersea desert. Two, its non-selectivity of the catch, of the thousand or so of fish caught, only those that can fetch a marketable price are kept, the rest are thrown back, what a waste. Resulting in what can only be called ‘over fishing’, predatory fish in order to get their full must now swim closer toward shore to be satisfied, along with a little nibble on a human or two. As with most economic enterprises the more means more in profit, some commercial fishermen will fish and fish until the very last fish is caught unless strict regulations are strictly enforced, which is ignored when big profits are involved, just ask the buffalo hunters of the old west, an occupation killed off by success and over kill. So this summer allow a starving shark just a little nibble, think of it as your duty to the environment and the continuum of wild predatory fisheries the world over…

 

The Great Explainer

42-year-old Rachael Maddow is one of my favorite news explainers on the liberal side of the political spectrum, (editor’s note), there are some in the right of center spectrum too as a necessity for a well-rounded point of view of any issue. Rachael at forty-two, I wonder if she has considered or already have decided to dye her hair blond as in the industry standard or at the very least, engage in the new trending Orangutanian Orange as she starts to progressively turn gray, it is my hope that neither of the above is under serious consideration because it’s a question of credibility, a credibility gap, if you will, can one then trust the reported facts in any political story with an appearance that is fake, no make that a lie. She has already stepped over reality into false eyelashes and occasionally greasy lips.

 

Orangutan Orange

A woman that buys a garment ‘off the rack’ of ten to fifteen exact copies knows that there is a chance of attending an event finding another woman wearing the same garment, because of the style and price the risk is taken.

A women’s group holding an annual meeting of a hundred or so delegates can expect to see about half of the dyed heads to be in some shade of blond, it’s what is now trending. There is now a new class of dyed heads that do not like those odds so are opting for the latest trend, Orangutan Orange, even some males are getting in on the movement. Tell me that orange which is an unnatural human hair color is better than gray or white which is…

 

Bartender, Another Round Of Success

In the aftermath of the 2016 terrorist attack in Brussels, administration critics urged the President to openly trash talk the attackers, return to Washington to lead a counter attack against the assailants, doing so would have wasted months, no make that years of diplomatic planning of noteworthy events when timing is essential. And once again as in the past the nonchalant appearance, who will be greatly missed upon the international stage of events, this American President was at play and prevailed. What the critics should have known that the White House situation room goes with the President and is fully operational where ever he is. So even while he was viewing a baseball game in Cuba and dancing the Tango in Argentina the powerful arm the American military was at work on behalf of the free world racking up another success…

 

The President Owns The News

During my early teens I took my father’s car caused thousand dollars’ worth of damages to his and other vehicles, was sent to a youth center under observation. Looking back even then I was a newshound, asked to see some newspapers, told that there are none to be had. The reason being that some youths after commenting crime liked to see themselves in the news, it was thought to be one of the reasons for their actions.

After any outside or inside terrorist attack the best thing for this American President and the nation is to return to and show some form of normality as fast as possible. The state of New York understood that those that engage in criminality like to see the effect of it in the news, striving for an even bigger event next time, it has been shown to inspire some mass murderers body count too. So when the President was seen on television at a baseball game or dancing the tango, he was showing the terrorist that American diplomacy is far more important than any disturbance they may have hopped to cause and he still own the headlines around the world, not them…